I also painted a window backwards. The owner wanted the image
painted from the inside looking out. This required me putting
down the finishing touches first and going backwards from
there.Instead of painting over things I had to paint under them.
To my surprise,it worked.
The Best of Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
November 5, 2000
This Week's Attempt At Humor
20 SAYINGS WE'D LIKE TO SEE ON THOSE OFFICE INSPIRATIONAL POSTERS
1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they
did it by killing all those who opposed them.
2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you
probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the
job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.
6. A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a
scapegoat.
7. Plagiarism saves time.
8. If at first you don't succeed, try management.
9. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
10. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.
11. The beatings will continue until morale improves.
12. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large
groups.
13. We waste time, so you don't have to.
14. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
15. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent
slacker.
16. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
17. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
18. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
19. Succeed in spite of management.
20. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks and
insane regulations at the Department of Motor Vehicles, I stopped at a toy
store to pick up a gift for my son.
I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register.
"Cash or charge?" the clerk asked.
"Cash," I snapped. Then apologizing for my rudeness , I explained , "I've
spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau."
"Shall I gift wrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you going
back there?"
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed.
"Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."
"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the
ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them
away."
"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to
work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up
and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a
good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say
it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women
buzzing all around you."
The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the
office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the
same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not
work?" asked the doctor.
"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed
some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous
looking women."
"So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
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Enough chatter for this week, lets
go and read some funny cartoons
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