The Best of Adrienne Sioux Koopersmith
November 19, 2000
This Week's Attempt At Humor
The last four US Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they
spin to OZ. After threatening trials and tribulations, they finally
make it to the Emerald City and come before the Great Wizard. "WHAT
BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD? WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly: "I had a terrible time with Iran,
so I've come for some courage."
"NO PROBLEM" says the Wizard, "WHO IS NEXT?"
Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well.., Well.., Well.., I need a brain."
"DONE" says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD?"
Up steps George Bush sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I
need a heart."
"I'VE HEARD IT'S TRUE" says the Wizard. "CONSIDER IT DONE."
Then there is a great silence. Bill Clinton is just standing there,
looking around, not saying a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally
asks, "WELL, WHAT BRINGS YOU TO THE EMERALD CITY?"
"Where's Dorothy?"
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The divorce proceedings had been long, contentious, and extremely heated.
Finally, the husband's attorney rose for one last try at a no-alimony
settlement.
"Your Honor," he said, "my client sincerely believes his wife is just
being ridiculous. Why, most women would love to have a husband who still
believes in chivalry; and on the day in question, he was only opening the
door for her out of chivalry."
"Counselor," replied the judge, "I am granting the divorce and the
settlement Mrs. Smith is asking in its entirely. I simply cannot
believe chivalry was the motivation for your client opening that car door
- while he was driving down the freeway at 65 mph."
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Ask any man, and he will tell you that any woman's ultimate fantasy
is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study it
appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy, one man is
cooking and the other man is cleaning.
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Enough chatter for this week, lets
go and read some funny cartoons
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